Random Thoughts

Several reports have been out now that Mitch Headberg (yeah.. i feel like an ass… its hedberg, but i’m going to keep the mis-spelling cuz its bring me google traffic) had died the other night…. Very sad, he was one funny guy….. Mitch, you will be missed dearly…. Please feel free to leave random comments if you choose.

Some great lines from Mitch (a Mitchism if you please):

“You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that corn, they should call every other version corn off the cob. It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call it Mitch. Then reattach it and call me Mitch-all-together”

“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.”

“I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said “Please Try Again” because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong…or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, ‘c’mon, Mitchell, don’t give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”

“My roommate says, “I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?” It’s like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first…
…Every time I go and shave I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say “I’m gonna go shave too”"

Check out some links about Mitch and His death for some more up to date news then what you have found here:
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/03/31/133404.php
MTV article
Wikipedia’s page for Mitch

Article from Mitch’s hometown paper… Pioneer Press

Edit April 3rd:

This is an AP wire story over on ABCnew.com

so yeah…. I think I found my next keyword that i’ll post here just to get traffic because people are starting to hear about this….. I know it won’t be as big as the numa numa traffic I keep getting… but hey.. what ever helps…. this key word is the name “megan maines” or “Megan Maines”. So yeah, young horny people are looking for these key words… megan maines… because soposedly the story goes that her Boyfriend took these pictures of her and then stole them from her computer and spread them around….. but no, you won’t find her pictures on here or a link to anything that has megan maines picture on there, it is not that kind of blog here (and i’m sure you can just do a little bit more searching and find them yourself)….. i’m just posting the name megan maines because I wanna see how many people I can draw here thanks to google, yahoo and other search engines….

so yeah… I took this test, and I don’t get how I scored… but here are the results……

So yea, here is what happened on the first day of spring in upstate NY:

yeah… Dispatch freaking rocks!!!! Just thought I would let everyone know that…

http://www.dispatchmusic.com/

So yeah… found this story on another website…. it is very good…. go on and read it!!!!
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Chicken Soup for the Disney Cast Member Soul (By anonymous.)

Pardon my dust… and lack of spelling…
Well first I would like to explain something about the attraction at which this happened. The Tomorrowland Transit Authority is a rail ride powered by magnetic induction motors. Its a train like ride that goes through a few attractions and is about 15 feet above the ground. Ocassionally the motors have problems causing the trains to back up and hit each other a little hard but not that harmful at all.

On this day it had happened in Space Mountian. This Cast Member, CM, had been doing what would have been a normal evacuation of the ride. However a woman was getting very panicky and nervous. CM had done what he could do to calm her and made sure she was right with him the way back, a situation where someone would be just sent on there way to follow the others out.

CM wasn’t quite sure why she was so afraid. It is a rather routine issue at the ride but nothing that would make some one that scared. Mostly the evacutaion is the sounds of clamoring guest upset they have to walk a little ways to safty in the heat. Never a thank you for helping them out.

After she was safe and CM gotten her a bottle of water and calmed her she told CM why she had been scared. She was a survivor of the World Trade Center Attacks on 9/11. She was in the building as the lights went out and things happened around her. She told him that in the darkness of Space Mountian and the cars hitting one another gave her flash backs from the plane crash. She held out a hand to him and gave him something. She told him it was her survivor pin, a pin with the Twin Towers on it given to her after the destruction. She wanted him to have it for saving her life once again.

As I heard the story my heart sank. CM told me that the woman spent the day telling everyone one of her angel and showing him off. But he did nothing more than what was expected of him.

The CM, who we know, would rather not have anyone know about his efforts. He would have done it for anyone. He doesn’t want any recontion but I wanted to make sure that he got respect from me. In situations like that it’s easy to push someone aside and jsut say get over it its not scary…but we don’t know their true fears. CM will at least get some of the recognition from me at least.

At Disney we want everyone to be treated with respect that they deserve and some times we forget about the individual attention can be just as magical for some. We try to create memories that will last a life time. If you are one of the lucky ones who get to visit Disney World in your life. Please take the time to just thank at least one cast member. Whether or not you think it matters it really does. And you as a Cast Member if you can take the time to get a little personal with a few of the 100,000s of guests we have. It can create magic as well.

Positivity in the time we live in makes the “World” worth living in.

This is from a site someone sent a link to be a year or two ago (since then i’ve seen various versions of this through e-mail and what not). I did not write it…. but I think it is funny as hell…. The orginal page is: http://filebox.vt.edu/users/bbartock/

But here is the text from the page:

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
(more…)

yeahhh… this sounds real yummy yeah… buy it and try it…. I dare you!

Awesome hockey game last night at the Utica Aud. Utica College Vs Elmira College. UC won 3-2 in the 2nd OT per….. freaking AWSOME game!!!!
Championship game tommrow (sunday) at the AUD at 1pm vs Manhattanville (who beat RIT).

Pic from Friday Night:

And so the Saga continues……
Some kids in a computer lab did a lip sync to the famous Numa Numa song that Gary did… check out it http://www.wimp.com/lipsyncs/. I think there should be more of these out there… recreating the magic that Gary Brolsma gave all of us. And if I were Gary, I would be doing paid interviews and what not, make some money off of this, I mean, so what if your embarassed, might as well make some money off of this… If you want to see the orginal video, check down a few posts, or just looks at the very bottom post in the numa numa category…

Happy dancing!!!! NUMA NUMA YE!